Squirrels...

So... I had an encounter with nature earlier today... I was playing with my dog when these two squirrels came out of the woods like little rodents. So my dog Sam had no idea what to do with these little buggers (he's only four years old). He sniffed one of them, and ran away, turning their attention to me (a six foot five person) and thought "Oh look! a TREE!!" (I was wearing a camo vest). So they come hopping and chirping over to me and tried climbing one of my legs. They forgot to take into account that I was in fact a human, and therefore not a TREE! So they would get to about my knees and slide down looking at me like: "What the hell!? This tree is BROKEN!!!" So here I am standing in my yard getting molested by these two crazy squirrels when I finally wiggle them off only to get chased around my yard by them! So I had to run inside and grab the camera, leaving my poor dog to fend for himself and keep them occupied.